var r_text = new Array ();
r_text[0] = "He (or she) who laughs lasts thinks the slowest.";
r_text[1] = "When you reach the top of the mountain, keep climbing.";
r_text[2] = "Give me ambiguity or give me something else.";
r_text[3] = "Always remember you're unique just like everyone else.";
r_text[4] = "Make it idiot proof and someone will invent a better idiot.";
r_text[5] = "Remember all generalizations are false.";
var i = Math.floor(6*Math.random())

document.write(r_text[i]);